i don’t identify as bisexual
i prefer to identify as half-gay: full-gay consequences
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Pictured: Nui Harime sealing her fate.
1.) Her insistence on meddling placed her in harm’s way. Assuming she was the one who initially stopped the clothes remover from working, had she not shown up, Ryuko would’ve been killed by being separated from Junketsu and there would be literally no force anywhere that could stop her due to sheer power level difference. If she didn’t, all she did was pop in to taunt everyone, which is totally her style, but it makes me pretty happy that it’s coming back to bite her in this ass this time.
2.) Have you ever even read Shakespeare.
3.) Attempting to kill the goofy comedic relief character? You best fucking hope your previous point was right because hoo boy you’re higher up on the shit list than anyone has ever been on the shit list before. And oh dang bro it turns out you weren’t even sort of right.
4.) HAVE YOU SERIOUSLY NEVER READ SHAKESPEARE DO YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET MACBETHED.
Satsuki Status: World’s Greatest Opportunist & Shit Talker
Mako Status: Not Dead
Nui Status: ABOUT TO GET FUCKING WREKT
Way Status: No Longer Lost
Fuck was up with that kiss, though?
Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds
Except the stuff mentioned in the OP totally existed in the 90’s in the form of landlines, and even stuff we consider totally obsolete now like fax machines and telegraphs were more convenient than owl mail. And then in terms of large-scale access there’s radio (which admittedly exists in some capacity in the wizard world) and television. Muggle communication has been better than wizard shit overall since at least the 1940s and easily way fucking safer and more reliable.
This is all to ignore the point about weapons technology, which means that if Voldemort/Death Eaters/Wizard Supremacists dared to step foot into the muggle world at any point and draw attention to themselves (which is nearly what originally happened when Voldemort went on his first crusade), an organized police response would be all that would be needed to completely and utterly shut them down. I feel like a trained cop can fire off six accurate shots in the time it would take one Death Eater to cast Avada Kedavara once, and the shots don’t even need to be fatal. A bullet to the arm or leg would probably send them to the ground in pain and completely prevent them from fighting back. As far as Voldemort himself goes, it doesn’t really matter if you have horcruxes to keep you coming back if A.) you have no way of stopping a common muggle weapon and B.) if all of your devout followers are either dead or imprisoned.
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Excuse me, we handle otp feels, notp hate, character deaths, and a shit ton of other stuff. We are not “weak ass anime nerds”.
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